Please let the pumpkins be
Someone snatched a pumpkin from a porch on the 400 block of U Street. The resident is not happy and left this sign:
To the person who stole my son’s pumpkin:
Thank you for the life lesson. This will teach him that sometimes people are mean for no reason and you have to just brush it off.
Because my son is 2-yrs-old and cannot read this sign, I will add:
You are an a‐‐‐‐‐‐‐.